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NIP AND TUCK. 
CAST OF CHARACTERS. 

Maj. Jasper Walton. - 

Dennis Flannigan, - A chap from the ould country. 

Pete, A mischievous negro. 

Susie ; - - - A housemaid. 

Policeman. » - 



TIME OF PLATING— W minutes. 



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COSTUMES. 

Maj. Jasper Walton — Cheviot coat and dark trousers, 
side whiskers, grey. 

Dennis. — Scene 1st. Black coat and broad striped 
trousers, flaming tie, red mustache and chop whiskers. 
Scene 2nd. Ragged suit of work clothes, battered plug hat. 

Pete. — Scene 1st. Brown coat, gray trousers and red 
bandana cap. Scene 2nd. Swallow-tailed coat, white 
trousers and beaver hat. 

Susie. — Broad checked calico dress, dusting cap. 



STAGE DIRECTIONS. 

r., means Right; l., Left; r. h., Right Hand; l. h., Left 

Hand; c, Centre ; s. e., (2d e.) Second Entrance; u. e. 

Upper Entrance; m. d., Middle Door; f., the Plat; d. 

f., Door in Flat; r. c, Right of Centre; l. c, Left of 

C entre. 

r. r. c. c. l. c. l. 

Hc * + Reader is supposed to be upon the stage facing audience. 



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NIP AND TUCK. 



SCENE I. — Major Jaspar Walton's residence — sofa l. , 
table c. , clock on mantel, broom in comer, chairs, etc., 
lights u/p. 

Enter, Pete, l. e., with bottle in pocket. 

Pete, {singing) "Don't mind de rain, 
Don't mind de snow, 
Don't mind de weather, 
If de wind don't blow." 

{looks carefully around and then draws bottle from pocket) 
I golly, if de ole man knew I had dis, wouldn't he cave. 
{uncorks bottle and smelh) Whew! dat smells lumpsious; 
'spect de ole boss paid 'bout lebeuty leben dollars a squart 
fo' dat. I bolebe I'll sample him. (drinks) Gee whiz, 
dat'sgood! Dis is sumfin to cheer up my droopin' sperits 
an' dribe away dull keer. If ole mas j a ketches me wid dis, 
I'll be in a mos' scruciatin' fix. {drinks, steps heard out- 
side) Jemmy ! What's dat ? (listens) Oh ! lawdy, I 
bolebe it's de ole man! Whar'll I hide? {runs frantically 
<ir<rnnd stage, tries to get under sofa) Oh! cracky, dar 
ain't room! Oh! lawd, dar he comes, {creeps under table) 
Great ham-fat, dat sizzled de passage of Noah ! dat was a 
nar' 'scape. 



U NIP AND TUCK. 

Enter, Susie, l. e. 

Yi! yi ! I was fooled dat time; anyhow I'll j is t wait an' see 
w'at's goin' to happen. 

Susie. Seven o'clock ! Dinnis said he would be here at 
half past six. Wonder what has happened the dear b'y. 
Shure an' if my masther foinds that Dinnis is afther matin' 
me here, I'll get the bounce, (low whistle heard out r.) 
Oeh, there he is now. (goes to door r.) Come in, Dinnis. 

Enter, Dennis, r. e. 

Dennis. Sure an' I am most happy to hav' this pleasure 
wanst more, me dear. 

Susie. Och, Dinnis, yer no more deloighted than mesilf. 
Sure an' I thought ye had forgotten me entoirely. Take 
a chair. 

(they seat themselves, Dennis with chair close to table 

Pete, (aside) I golly, if Irish ain't strictly in it, yer kin 
chaw me up fo' buffalo meat. 'Spec de ole man will spile 
dis getherin'. 

Dennis, (looking around) Bejabbers, I thought I heard 
a voice. Sure me darlint, no wan is around, eh? 

Susie. Och, no! An' who do ye suppose would be 
around? Masther is up stairs takin' a bath. 

Dennis. Faith an' that dirthy blaggard of a nagur might 
be around. Sure an' it's the loikes of him that's got me in 
siveral scrapes. Bejabbers, an it's a bit of a ruction I'm 
afther havin' with the villain, if he shows his ugly face 
around here. 

Pete, {aside) Talkin' 'bout me, is he? I learns 'im 
how to speak 'bout gemmans, de onery spadefooted lumber- 
gudgeon, (pulls out bottle) Guess I'll take some ob dis to 
steady my Han' fo' de comin' rumpus, (drinks) Now I 
awaits my chance to get at dat miserable white nigger. 

Susie. Och, no ! Dinnis, the nagur ain't around. If he 
is, I'll fix him. (picks up broomand goes to both door.] and 
looks) No, he ain't around. 

(seats herself by the side of Dennis 

Dennis. Och! me darlint, I take this opportunity of 
tellin' ye . of my great love for ye. Och, me dear Susie, 
don't turn ye purty head away, I love ye more thin words 



NIP AND TUCK 6 

can express. 

While the preceding conversation is going on, Pete takes 
string from pocket cavities Dexnis' leg fast to chair. 

Pete, {aside) I's3 fixed Irish, now fo' to hab some fan. 

Susie. I — I — 

Dennis. Say ye will be moin me — 

Dennis attempts to get on knees, falls, knocking Susie over;' 
general yell: Pete drops lottle and springs out with 
a ye 1 !. 

Susie, {jumping up and running about) Murther ! 
Bloody murther ! Shure an' I'm kilt entoirely ! 

{exit, k. e. 

Pete, {prancing around) Yi ! yi ! Now yer ole scrub 
you, I fix you, I learns you how to talk unrespectful of a 
culled gemman of my standin'. Ye habcast sinuation on my 
'spectability ; now prepar' for de revenge of a wronged 
citizen. Bsttah look out, de culled procession am a comin'. 

Pete makes at Dennis, they light, Dennis knocks Pete 

down . 

Dennis. Faith an I'll show ye how to fool around an' 
Irish gintleman, y'e yaller nagur. 

Pete, {getting up and slowly retreating) Bettah go 
way an' luff me 'lone now, Irish. 

Dennis. Faith an' ye were anxious for a bit of a ruction, 
now get yer fill, ye skermuclgeon. 

Pete, {as Dennis slowly advances) Quit dat now, Irish, 
I ain't cloin' nuffin' to you. {general business pursuing 
Pete around stage) Well, I see ye's coaxin' a knot on yer 
head, so hear it comes. 

Pete hits Dennis and knocks him down, stumbles over him 
and falls, Dennis springs up and looks L. , then runs 
out r. e. 

Enter, Major Jasper Walton, l. e., revolver in hand — 
sees Pete, points revolver. 

(Pete on his kneei) PIol — hoi — on — massa Major — it's 
me — don't — shoot — yer old serbant an' body guard. 



6 NIP AND TUCK. 

Major. Why Pete, is it you ? What in the thunder is 
all this racket about? I never heard such a row in. all my 
born days ; I thought the house was full of burglars. Speak ! 
you black scoundrel! 

Pete. Yes, massa, spec dar was a mighty powahful ad- 
miration down heah. De truf is dat — dat — dat — 

Maj. Speak you villain! It's ridiculous that I can't 
take a bath without having to come down here and keep you 
coons from tearing the house down. The way you servants 
act in this house, is out of all reason, and I propose to put a 
stop to it. Now what, have you been doing? I want no 
nonsense, you black rascal. 

Pete, {aside) Gosh ! t'ings look bilious, [aloud) Why 
massa, de truf is, dat Irishman made a 'sault an' batter' on 
me, and knocked de dickens — 

Maj. Irishman! What Irishman ? 

Pete. Why, dat ar pug nosed whelp w'ats a cuttin' 
'round Miss Susie. 

Maj. Why, what was he doing here, Pete ? 

Pete. He sneaked in here to hab a interview wid Miss 
Susie. 

Maj. {aside) Thunder and mars ! Am I to be run over 
in my own house ? Here my servants are sneaking guests 
in here, without my knowledge or consent. If it keeps on at 
this rate, they'll try .to run me out next, {aloud) Well 
Pete, how did you happen to get into a rumpus with the 
Irishman ? 

Pete. Well massa, os I said befo', he sneaked in heah and 
he seed me 'tendin' to my own business, wid no 'scuse what- 
somever, he made at me like a hawk on a spring chicken, 
an' — 

Maj. {sees bottle on floor, points to it) Ah! ha! that 
accounts for all this fuss, sir! You black ape, haven't I told 
you time and again, about stealing my wine? 

{advancing toward Pete 

Pete, {on h's knees) Oh! massa, please don't, I 'clar' 
fo' gracious, I nebber will meddle wid yo' wine any mor', deed 
an' double I won't. I had a werry bad detraction ob de 
pupils of my froat, an' de doctah said if I didn't hab some 
-W-class wine immejiately, I would gib de undertakah a job: 
But I won't bottah yo' wine any mor', massa, Hope I may 



NIP AND TUCK 7 

nebber see de back of my neck in a crosseyed lookin 'glass, it' 
I do. 

Maj. Well sir ! I'll let you off this time, but if I ever 
hear of you meddling with my affairs again, I'll cane you. 
Do you hear? 

Pete. Yes, massa, yes sah! {aside) By hokey, he 
might break his cane. 

Maj. Well, see that you take heed. Now go on about 
your work. 

Pete. All right, massa. But massa, can I get off to- 
night to set up wid uncle Rastus, who was tooken wid 
bluemonia. 

Maj. Pneumonia, you mean, Pete — yes, you may go, 
only you must do your work first. {exit, l. e. 

.Enter, Dennis, c. e., with sheet around him, unseen hy 

Pete. 

Pete. I'se gwine fo' to hab a snortin' ole time dis night; 
ole massa left me off for to set up wid ole uncle Eastus, who 
was tooken werry suddent wid cle bluemonia, but by jings, 
I'se fooled de ole Major, I'se goin' to de dance at aunt 'Eiah's. 
'Spec' I'd bet tali amberiate, or I'll be late, {starts to go out 
l. , Dennis glides in front of him) Oh, Lawd! w'at dat? 
It's a ghos' sho' nuff. I'se a goner fo' a fact. 

{drops on knees 

Dennis, {slow, sepulchral tone) Your — hour — has — 
come — prepare — to — die. 

Pete. Oh ! please sah, Mistah Ghos', doan take me 'long 
wid you, jes t'ink how hard it would go wid my po' gal 
Susanner Derrick, if I'd bus' dis mortal coil. I'll be de 
bestest chile ye ebber hearn tell of, if ye leave me off dis time. 

Dennis. On — one — condition — will — I let — thee off. 

Pete. Yes sah! Wat am it? I'll do it if it's clestealin 1 
of uncle Si's ole game roostah, what was in de war of sixteen 
lebenty seben, what all deniggahs lobed. I clar fo' gracious 
I will," Mistah Gob Hoblin. 

Dennis. Make — ample — reparation — to — Dinnis — Flan - 
nigan — for — the — wrong — ye — did — him. 

Pete. I didn't do de ole fool any harm. 

Dennis. Beware. {advancing 

Pete. Oh! Lawd, I takes it back, yes I did! yes I did! 



8 NIP AND TUCK. 

Oh! cracky, I'se a goner sho' nuff now. Please sab, quit 
'dat Mistah Ghos'. (Dennis still advances) I — -I — murder ! 
Fire! Thieves! De dickens! Help! Help! (general 
business — Dennis looks l., and slowly goes toward r. e.) 
I golly, dat's a tarnation funny gost. He's a Irishman un- 
derneaf. I see's who dat gos' is now, 'case I kotch a 
glimpse of him when de wind blowed dat sheet to one side 
dat he's got 'round 'Jm. By de hocus pocus, it's dat are 
mizable Flannigan. I'll see whether he's gob hoblin or not. 
(pulls out Lottie and slips up behind Dennis, slips bottle 
over Dennis' shoulder, under his nose, who makes a loud 
snort, and as Pete retreats with bottle, folloios with nose 
against it) Ah, ha ! Gos' ain't yer. I learn yer how to 
fool wid 'spectable folks ; take dat, an' dat, an' dat. 

(Pete hits Dennis on nose — general confusion — they fight 
both lay on floor, 

Dennis. Och ! begorra, ye skermudgeon, ye are too slick 
for me; faith an' I'll acknowledge the corn, (looks l.) Be- 
jabbers, yer squealin'has brought that dirty blaggard of a 
cop down on us. Begob Pate, we'll fix 'im. 

Pete. Yes, you's kin bet two cents an' a button, I'se a 
goin' to knock him. 

Dennis and Pete hide in bushes, Policeman - rushes in l. 
e. , both spring upon him — general business — Policeman 
is downed — Pete pulls string from, pocket and ties 
Policeman. 

Dennis. Now, begob ! he's clone for, Pate. 

Pete. Yes, you bet yer life. We knows how to doctah de 
cops, Irish, (steps forward) Now, my belubbed fr'en's, I 
hopes you kin take some consolation from dese adventures, 
an' always lay your trubbles aside, like we has done, (point- 
ing to Policeman) if yo' do hab it "Nip and Tuck." 

(Dennis pats on knees, tohile Pete executes a breakdown 

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Chops 3 

Cuff's Luck 2 

Crimps Trip 5 

Fetter Lane to Gravesend 2 

Haunted House 2 

Hamlet the Dainty 6 

How Sister Paxey got her 

Child Baptized 2 

Handy Andy 2 

Hypochondriac The 2 

In For It 3 

In the Wrong Box 3 

Joe's Visit 2 

Mischievous Nigger 4 

Midnight Colic 2 

Musical Darkey 2 

No Cure No Pay 3 

Not as Deaf as He Seeais 3 



Old Clothes 3 

Old Dad's Cabin 2 

OldPompey 1 

Othello 4 

Other People's Children 3 

Pomp Green's Snakes 2 

Pomn's Pranks 2 

Prof. Bones'Latest Invention 5 

Quarrelsome Servants 3 

Rooms to Let 2 

School ■ 5 

Seeing Bosting 3 

Sham Doctor 3 

16,000 Years Ago 

Sports on a Lark 3 

Sport with a Sportsman 2 

■Stage Struck Darkey 2 1 

Strawberry Shortcake 2 

Stocks Up, Stocks Down 2 

That Boy Sam 3 1 

The Best Cure 4 

The Intelligence Office 3 

The Select School 5 

The Popcorn Man 3 ] 

The Studio 3 

Those Awful Boys 5 ( 

Ticket Taker 3 

Twain's Dodging *> 1 

Tricks 5 2 

Uncle Jeff 5 2 

Vice Versa 3 1 

Villkens and Dinah 4 

Virginia Mummy -r- • J } 

Who Stole the Cmckens 1 

William Tell i 

Wig-Maker and His Servant* 3 
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